RANT: Consulting

I'm pretty sure I just commented on another story and I mentioned RedSox ticket trading... God its like I'm predicting the future! Anyway... It would be cool if there was a 'free market' of ticket prices so that the FANS are the ones who decide how much a ticket is really worth... instead of some corporate creamers who just buy everything and re-sell it for extra profits... I hate that shit (all in). Also it would be cool if there was a local event that wasn't filling up... and the extra tickets were up for grabs via radio and internet lotteries or contests to fill up the vacant seats and make local fans happy to get free tickets and whatnot... I suppose that already happens! Lets just integrate that with internet apps like Facebook... as well as my crazy 5D Instanced Streetview SocialNetwork Model that Sony,Microsoft,Google,and Apple are all on my Nuts about (even though you guys already know about this stuff right??? Can I be involved in the design process pweez? I can has a consulting contract pweez? I charge $1,000 per minute and I'm not kidding. I keep $1 of that, the rest goes towards charities which my friendsNet(tm - or name it whatever i dont care) says are awesome lately... Also you only pay for the minutes you use and it has to be video taped and publicly available... You only keep the minutes you liked, and the rest go up for grabs to the Industries/Corporations/Individuals/Interests which I Like. That way the companies with the resources get the patents and rights to create/distribute my ideas... but the information is public so that anyone can build off of it or use it for their own projects... And it also acts as a check/balance to ensure that everyone knows who the Source was on a particular set of ideas or bets or whatever :P (Yes I rant too much but I want companies working for me, not the other way around)